Romney Report - June 2015
(The Great Alaska Land
Sale)
President Obama's secretary of commerce
Myth Romney’s office reported today that the Chinese consulate has
filed a formal complaint, indicating that that there is US government
support for former Alaska governor Sarah Pizzazz guerrilla troops,
slowing the Chinese efforts to harvest timber, oil and fish in the
SE Alaska wasteland. This was not expected when the land was sold to
China to reduce the government debt.
The great land sale, which was
conceived and formulated by America's best and brightest, a group of
young Wall Street land traders headed up by the great American land
developer Donald Rump was presented to the imperial government as a
simple land transaction after the government deadlock of 2013. The
consulate stated that the land was totally paid for, and the monies
put into Wall Street accounts, which were to accrue interest for the
American public at a faster rate then its debt ratio. It is not the
responsibility of the Chinese republic that this money can no longer
be found in the American economy. We have the deed, a deal is a deal.
The American Democratic Party is assumed to be the guilty party in
these subversive attacks on Chinese free enterprise. No one ever
thought they would have Sarah Pizzazz as an ecology advocate in her
repulsive behavior. She seems to have somehow aligned herself with
the American Indian nations who used to own 10 percent of Alaska's
finest properties. These same locations, long known by indigenous
peoples to be the best of Alaska land mass, seem to be the source of
the most guerrilla activity. Clearing of the forest and deep drilling
for the oil has been a top priority of the imperial government as
well as harvesting of the abundant protein supplies to to improve the
food supply of the under served Chinese people. This progress cannot
be hindered, and stepped up military action will be started
immediately, not withstanding Canadian protests of collateral
damage.
Remember it was generally agreed in the
land sale negotiations that a strong Chinese presence in SE Alaska
would meld right in with the large Chinese emigration to western
Canada since 1985. It seemed to be a perfect fit to the land brokers
in there New York offices. These people should be able to get along,
as the great American Rodney King once declared. After all, they all
look alike. Even the natives seem to have strong Asian
characteristics. There should have been few disturbances, although
difficulties were expected in the relocation of certain Alaskans.
The relocation process as labeled “160
for all” hearkened back to the past when the Government gave 160 acres of
land free to those early American patriots the Tea Party advocates so
much admired as rugged self-made individuals. The same railroad
family descendants have been awarded the contracts for transportation
in the southern Wyoming hill country, since their families still
control the best construction equipment for the job. Retired Wyoming
Senator Simpson fought successfully for the land relocation here, as
you will remember his famous statement regarding mail carriers
getting a hernia in Sun City whenever he proposed reforms to the
social security system. His shrewd proposal to give all public
employees in Alaska a home in Sun City and full early pension with
health benefits beyond Obamacare, won over any Democratic opposition
to the great Alaska land sale.
Besides the resistance fighters headed
up by gun toting Sarah as she fondly called, there have been
complaints among some long time Alaskans who have been relocated,
some saying they feel like they are being treated unfairly, even
though government precedent was established in the 1940s Japanese
relocation project. Republican scientific studies suggest that there
should be no complaints among these dissidents in that the
temperature in this region is on average 10 degrees warmer then they
had in Alaska. Complaints about water depletion in the great Nebraska
aquifer are benign lodged by the southern California swimming pool
association. There suggestion that deep drilling water wells in the
settlement area has depleted the water supply have been dismissed by
republican scientific studies, as unproven. This matter will be taken
up in some future congressional study.
Some Democratic strategists are now
beginning to question President Obama's hands-off policy on this
project, when he appointed Myth Romney as Commerce Secretary, since
the president stated neither he, nor anyone he has ever known, had
been to Alaska, it seemed best to leave the matter to the Job
Creation experts. Non-interference has been the hallmark of his
second administration. The president will be attending the Asian
conference next month and is expected to comment on Japan and
Indonesian governments complaints regarding fishery depletion in the
region. They contend this problem is directly related to the 100-year
lease by the American government of the Mariana Islands to China for
processing Alaskan fish and refining oil, as well as treating
Alaskan timber with fire resistant chemicals before distributing to
the Chinese heartland. These matters are of growing concern to the
Democratic administration and will be reported on in future Romney
Reports.
It may be best to delete this report
after reading, to prevent future possible FBI investigations.
